Henry VIII

Ways to end marriage
Annulment, behead, divorce?
Poor Elizabeth

Blue blazer

I learned today how to
Set whiskey on fire so blue
Blue fire hot drink yum

Snow

Shoveling only three
Syllables in shoveling
Darn darn oh heck darn

Monday after Sunday

One red oil light on
One smoking engine gone bad
A new car for us?

Sunday Sunday

Two hockey game wins
really smoking smokey car
Towed to repair shop

Hockey

Too sad hockey games
Tomorrow another day
Two more hockey games

Twice a year

Twice a year we go
To visit a wonderful
Dentist, to fight plaque

Monday no, it's Wednesday

At eight twenty-four
the bus arrived. 30 minutes late
oh joy, oh rapture

iTunes

Oh my thirty-five
Pages of terms and conditions
What a long reading

Come on

Single parent week

Words I didn't want to read

Another snow day

Heming way?

Ernest Hemingway
Never wrote haiku, why you ask
His name is too long

Silly

I c y u got
DWI in NYC
U drink 2, 2 much

Who I am

Christopher Blackman
Christopher Laurence Blackman
Christopher Blackman

Sick

Chilling waves run over
All of My goose pimpled flesh
I hate being sick

Ahh winter

My wife: cough cough hack
That is all I heard last night
Now I: cough cough hack

pushing it

5 a m hockey
late night party with friends
all good very tired now

Snopes.com

O snopes.com how
I love thee, let me count the
Ruinous rumors

Our government

House Republicans
read our Constitution on
this historic day

Snow days

50 thousand tons
7 days NYC garbage
Really makes you think?!

Day 5

On haiku per day
Three hundred sixty-five days
Can you do the math?

Distraction

26 inches
A Very large monitor
Wow it looks so great

Bad start

6 minutes too late
For a resolution to
be well kept this year

New years resolve

One one eleven
One a day a new haiku
So I do resolve