he smiles and carries
all the bags upstairs with grace
simple act floods heart
Monday, May 5, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Guest Haiku: Heather B. of Top Shelf
Original post
on Top Shelf Feb 29th
Sabres Haiku - yay!
============================
The Sabres are dumb
Montreal’s powerplay, great
Stop taking stupid penalties you stupid morons
(My rhythm is off a little on that last line. I had to warm-up, okay?)
I hate Kotalik
He really pisses me off
Please trade him right now
Max is really fast
That’s all he’s really good for
Please trade him right now
Harry Neale is old
I think he’s going senile
Please trade him right now
Henrik Tallinder
At least he’s still real pretty
Unlike tonight’s game
Winning is big fun
But we’re better at losing
God hates Buffalo
Harry Neale is old
He thinks we should score goals
No shit, you old man
One more goal for Habs
Crunchy’s five hole was gaping
This game really blows
This game really blows
Haikus are a lot more fun
Like them more than hockey
Carey Price in goal
Looks really good there tonight
Sabres won't shoot the puck
This is not much fun
When does football season start
Bills can’t be much worse
Second goal for us
Price looked like a rookie there
Too little, too late
Sabres playing hard
Games are sixty minutes long
They just don’t get it
Habs are really good
I think they’ll win the conference
I hate them for it
Two-on-one again
Henrik breaks up the passing
Ryan muffs rebound
Game is really bad
Mark turned off television
Can't really blame him
Buffalo Sabres
are never winning again.
Wish I could quit them
on Top Shelf Feb 29th
Sabres Haiku - yay!
============================
The Sabres are dumb
Montreal’s powerplay, great
Stop taking stupid penalties you stupid morons
(My rhythm is off a little on that last line. I had to warm-up, okay?)
I hate Kotalik
He really pisses me off
Please trade him right now
Max is really fast
That’s all he’s really good for
Please trade him right now
Harry Neale is old
I think he’s going senile
Please trade him right now
Henrik Tallinder
At least he’s still real pretty
Unlike tonight’s game
Winning is big fun
But we’re better at losing
God hates Buffalo
Harry Neale is old
He thinks we should score goals
No shit, you old man
One more goal for Habs
Crunchy’s five hole was gaping
This game really blows
This game really blows
Haikus are a lot more fun
Like them more than hockey
Carey Price in goal
Looks really good there tonight
Sabres won't shoot the puck
This is not much fun
When does football season start
Bills can’t be much worse
Second goal for us
Price looked like a rookie there
Too little, too late
Sabres playing hard
Games are sixty minutes long
They just don’t get it
Habs are really good
I think they’ll win the conference
I hate them for it
Two-on-one again
Henrik breaks up the passing
Ryan muffs rebound
Game is really bad
Mark turned off television
Can't really blame him
Buffalo Sabres
are never winning again.
Wish I could quit them
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
one more night
Monday, December 24, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
High Security Building
STOP. Show ID. Smile.
Now you are on record here;
you may go upstairs
lunch presentation
stranger walks in; does not eat
a stranger walks in?
how did she get here?
nobody knows who she is
sits biting her nails
shy to confront her
she might be from M-E-P
hoping for free lunch
Now you are on record here;
you may go upstairs
lunch presentation
stranger walks in; does not eat
a stranger walks in?
how did she get here?
nobody knows who she is
sits biting her nails
shy to confront her
she might be from M-E-P
hoping for free lunch
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Blasting Walnuts
black walnuts falling
squirrels take aim at car windshield
direct hit cracks glass
falling black walnuts
scare buyers off; garage sale
makes only six bucks
good friends come over
commiserate with our plight
help eat the walnuts
squirrels take aim at car windshield
direct hit cracks glass
falling black walnuts
scare buyers off; garage sale
makes only six bucks
good friends come over
commiserate with our plight
help eat the walnuts
Friday, October 5, 2007
Glorious Silence
I slid out of bed
ages ago, drove through the
dark muck to my work
Dark offices greet
I sit at my quiet desk
No boss yet, haiku!
Soon the drones file
in like disgruntled ants at
some crappy picnic
ages ago, drove through the
dark muck to my work
Dark offices greet
I sit at my quiet desk
No boss yet, haiku!
Soon the drones file
in like disgruntled ants at
some crappy picnic
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Apology
Ack! I'm so sorry.
Work, toddler, baby on way
silenced my haiku
None a good excuse
though true I must do better
my promise to you
Work, toddler, baby on way
silenced my haiku
None a good excuse
though true I must do better
my promise to you
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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