Heming way?

Ernest Hemingway
Never wrote haiku, why you ask
His name is too long

Silly

I c y u got
DWI in NYC
U drink 2, 2 much

Who I am

Christopher Blackman
Christopher Laurence Blackman
Christopher Blackman

Sick

Chilling waves run over
All of My goose pimpled flesh
I hate being sick

Ahh winter

My wife: cough cough hack
That is all I heard last night
Now I: cough cough hack

pushing it

5 a m hockey
late night party with friends
all good very tired now

Snopes.com

O snopes.com how
I love thee, let me count the
Ruinous rumors

Our government

House Republicans
read our Constitution on
this historic day

Snow days

50 thousand tons
7 days NYC garbage
Really makes you think?!

Day 5

On haiku per day
Three hundred sixty-five days
Can you do the math?

Distraction

26 inches
A Very large monitor
Wow it looks so great

Bad start

6 minutes too late
For a resolution to
be well kept this year

New years resolve

One one eleven
One a day a new haiku
So I do resolve

Winter Solstice

Moon struggles with sun.
Darkness abates from the sky
The sun shines again.

2010 so far

a new year and still
haikus have only drifted
slow like rare snowflakes.

News

Announcing baby
Williams, not Stoll. Shall be called
Vivienne. A girl!

smooth jazz

light saxophones tweet
over soft "sexy" vocals :
I'm in music hell

spilling the beans

Lacking the ring, it's
not official, but Mom has
a surprise in store!

Reader, I said I'd
marry him! Diamonds aren't required:
sparkling eyes suffice.

this is all a dream, however

in reality
clouds jealously watch as we
roll back into bed

(post courtesy RK)

Barrel of Monkeys

Must pass on haiku
Friend from college is actress
Chicago band of jesters: