Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Would you go away

Woman, stop calling.
I'm ignoring you, get it?
Please lose my number.

My bad karma, how
crazy two mother-in-laws
Can make one person.

I know the wrath of
Hell. Poison thoughts plague my days.
Blame it on Marlene.

8 comments:

Alec said...

My wife's haiku pen
Hemlock? Foxglove? Yew?
No. More poisonous

karen said...

but lo - discipline!
no calling marlene a b%^$h;
quiet poem instead

Alec said...

Ah but from your home
twenty miles or so away
you cannot hear her

Epiphany Alone said...

Husband, be glad. So
quickly haiku can turn you
into the demon.

Alec said...

Have no fear my love,
I don't doubt at all that,
I'll see you in Hell!

Epiphany Alone said...

Sexy Jew husband
Your people don't believe in
Hell. Love you. Mean it.

Alec said...

Corrected again.
I see you over there laughing.
Wanna go upstairs?

karen said...

good thing for hockey!
i would have been a third wheel
hope you two had fun...